Promhouse

A big house the seniors rent for the weekend after prom. Two nights of booze, games, and just plain old fun. Where the boys grill up some burgers & dogs, and the girls chill out in the hot tub. Who wouldn’t wanna go to promhouse?

Sara: “Did you hear there’s a freshman going to our promhouse?”
Dan: “Yeah. She’s my date.”

by Cardi B. March 14, 2018

promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

Poolhouse

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.

Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!

by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010

steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.

"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."

by Frank4 January 11, 2009

Poorhouse

Was actually an early form of the homeless shelter, but is now mostly just used while joking.

"I just went on a vacation and spent three times what I thought I was going to spend. I'll be sent to the poorhouse!"

by Shirley Todd November 21, 2009

promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.

Britney Spears is such a promosexual.

by Niels Buus November 14, 2004

prompose

To ask someone to prom, a formal dance held by most high schools in the United States and elsewhere.

I'm going to prompose to Jessica today, wish me luck!

by quenix June 1, 2018