1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.
Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.
by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019
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The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.
I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 18, 2017
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