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Portuguido 

a portuguese guido. Defined as as someone of portuguese decent who has become infatuated with the hispanic community. Many portuguidos like to assimulate into the hispanic community. They speak loudly into blackberries and text using offensive emojis like knives and or the fiesta dancing lady. Portuiguidos take offense against those who do not know their true identity. They loved slicked pony tails and studded fashion. Who really are portuiguidos? No one is certain. All we are certain is that their mysterious lurking in society has become offensive.
portuguido's love to get manicure designs and can be found making churros!
Portuguido by devabitch October 24, 2012
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portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

Portuguinnies 

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.
I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!
Portuguinnies by G. Thomas November 21, 2006
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026