Portobican

A person that claims to be of Portugese descent but really only has family coming in from Mozambique.

Most prolific in South Africa

Raul said that he was proud to be Portugese, but everybody laughed and said he was just a Portobican.

by Sue Dunhym October 18, 2009

porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007