Port Power

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THE disgrace of the late 20th century and early 21st century. Port Power or "The Power" as their supporters* call them are the worst AFL team to have ever played the game. With the ugliest colours (black, teal and white) on their guernsey, even for a complete foreigner to the game would go for Port's opponent.

*Port Supporters: Feral, either absolutely no teeth or (in rare cases 1 or 2), severely outnumbered in their home state to the Adelaide Crows supporters. Also, Port supporters are known to be a part of many incestial abuse reports.

Port Supporter: "Hi Im a Port Power supporter im feral and have no teeth. there are heaps more crows fans than us port fans (HEY MUM whens our next daughter due?) .. Oh and my team sucks ass.

Port Power by shausix February 2, 2010

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Port Power

Crap football team which is not as good as the Adelaide Crows and is supported by smelly soapdodging inbred bogans.

I am a Port Power supporter I wish our team was as good as the Crows but it isn't so I am going to go and have sex with my sister.

Port Power by port power are losers January 10, 2008

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port power

PAFC-port adelaide football club.
an afl football team in australia.
the best team in aussie rules. won the premiership in 2004

damn port power are the best

port power by brett is gay August 2, 2005

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Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

Port Power by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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