Pornwarp 

You're on the PC, you're doing something constructive, but your attention wanders, you start to look at dodgy websites, and before you know it it's 4 hours later, you've been looking at naughty ladies for all that time, you've been stuck in a PORNWARP!!!

Yeah, I was going to get that report done last night, but I got stuck in a pornwarp, and before i knew it it was time for bed....

Pornwarp by stimul8r January 21, 2010

pornward 

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.

Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.

pornward by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017