porcylinn 

The word porcelain and the name Linn combined to create a name meant to describe such beauty that can only be defined as perfect. Fragile, beautiful, humble, sincere and exquisite. A unique girl that is one in a billion. Admired by many and hated by none.

Porcylinn is such a humble girl, everyone loves her.

porcylinn by Cry4No1 December 21, 2016

PORCELINE PAINTING 

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

praying at the porcelin alter 

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

praying at the porcelin alter by PeeBee February 18, 2004

Bruised the porcelin 

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011

porcelin games 

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

porcelin games by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Porcelingus 

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008

Hugging the porcelin god 

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

Hugging the porcelin god by kalebintexas May 18, 2009