Poop Cake 

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

Poop Cake by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

Poop Cake 

A real good food that is so brown and stuff that its almost like poop. Or a Wild Kid you dont like

That kid is a total poop cake.

Hey Ma did you get Poop Cake for desert?

Poop Cake by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Layered Poop Cake 

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

Layered Poop Cake by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

poop on my cake 

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.

"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."

poop on my cake by ztc 2329 March 8, 2010

poopcake 

A round, chocolate cake with chocolate icing produced in the game Cake Mania.

YES!!! She ordered a poopcake!

poopcake by CMlova June 23, 2011

poopcake syndrome 

poop death

lily fake af that’s why she has poopcake syndrome

poopcake syndrome by milfllover69 July 10, 2022