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Taking a rather large chainsaw, preferably husqvarna, and inserting it into a cooter, or vagina. Aka "Chainsaw to the pussy"
Dude I gave your mom the poonsaw last night cuz she didn't stick her mouth on meh cock.
Poonsaw by AM-Unit January 10, 2008
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poonsack 

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.
"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"
poonsack by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009
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poonswaggle 

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.
That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.
poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008
the best counterstrike to to hit the history of gaming
man, we just got poonsabi'd by those guys
poonsabi by poonsabi November 1, 2008
1> the stuff in your goatee after eating a pooseta
2> what is left in your GF's panties after finger jaming her
3> The baddest xbox live player on Ghost Recon 2: Summit Strike
she wouldnt kiss me cause i had poonsweat on my chin; damn poonsweat killed me again
poonsweat by poonsweat January 3, 2006

Poonswitchz 

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
Poonswitchz by cookies52 March 15, 2009

Poonswindle 

Verb: The act of a woman blackmailing or bribing someone to do or not to do something by threatening to withhold sex.
If he doesn't want to meet your parents just poonswindle him.
I didn't want to go shopping with her but she poonswindled me.

She said I could go fishing or have sex, I didn't let her poonswindle me.
Poonswindle by Mahlachi May 1, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
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