poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 06, 2009

poonk

Slang for anus or rectum. Well-known term to Native Americans

You don't know your poonk from a hole in the ground.

by Jesse St.Claire August 27, 2007

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008