Poofik 

Pronounced "poo-feek."

An arbitrary word thrown into anything and everything. Usually used as another word to mean poop.

Also used to call something bad, gross, or out of the usual.

The word can also be shortened as "poof" based on preference.

"Yeah, he was really weird. He was such a poofik."

"Poofik! I stepped on a thumbtack!"

"What a poof!"

"Eww my dog made a poofik on your lawn!"

"Get that poofik away from me!"

Poofik by forks14 January 7, 2012

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

poofka 

The lower belly of a cat that hangs close to the floor when it is walking or standing

I thought my cat was pregnant but it was just her poofka

poofka by MizzaTheMagicPizza July 5, 2022

Poofish 

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

poofin’ 

farting

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.

poofin’ by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010