Poo Pillow

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Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.

Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?

Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!

Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!

Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!

Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?

Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?

Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.

Poo Pillow by Caitlin aka Cockalina March 11, 2012

Words you can keep

poo pillow

(v) The act of sneakily farting on a pillow before someone goes to sleep. This way, when the person lays their head to go to bed, they smell poo on the pillow. Also known as the flatulent fluff to many of the vocabulary nazis.

Your roommate's coming down the hall about ready to go to bed. Poo pillow him while I go and try to stall him.

poo pillow by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

Related Words

poo pillow • Pillow poo case • Poop Pillow • poon pillow • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber

Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

Poo Pillow by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

Pillow poo case

A case that’s goes on a pillow covers in poo

Ahhh. Who took a dump on me pillow!!’? Oh now it’s a pillow poo case..?

Pillow poo case by Hello_girl1324 August 16, 2020

poopillow

"Poopillow" (noun): The deliberate act of suppressing the sound of one's feces hitting the water in a toilet bowl, typically accomplished by strategically layering toilet paper or using other means to muffle the audible splash, with the intention of preventing others outside the bathroom from hearing the noise associated with the bodily function.

"Feeling particularly considerate during our dinner party, John employed the art of 'poopillow' to discreetly manage his bathroom visit, ensuring our guests didn't hear any embarrassing sounds from the restroom."

poopillow by Njs September 10, 2023

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026