Polkip 

A creature of loud and unexplainable happiness and excitement, though sometimes tainted with equally aggressive and explosive bouts of sulking, tantrums and vindictive behaviour.

Polkips enjoy collecting shoes, shiney objects, dead animals, and running around with them in their hands screaming and showing them to people.

Often on first impressions quite insular and anti-social, it usually only takes a handful of glitter to win them over.

Be warned, they have a tendancy to hold grudges for a very long time if you rub them up the wrong way.

"blagabhablablabjkaghahaa-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

"what the f*** was that?!"

"That, my good man, was a Polkip."

Polkip by Miss Moth February 4, 2010

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz 

Another one of those keyboard combinations that people type into google when they are really bored. By this point you have already typed in everything else and must be extremely bored. You know what? You should probably get back to work.

*Types polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz into google*
You: Huh, interesting

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz by lyledog34 June 19, 2016

polipoterlative

any of the multi-worded superlatives that one can only come up with when under heavy influence of cannabis

stoned steve: man, there’s only one word that can describe the quality of this weed: the final monster in the world of ganja

koala: that’s an octopoterlative, a polipoterlative consisting of 8 words

polipoterlative by Mad Riffer January 13, 2015

pookipskied 

to break wind, to poop, to exert feces, let out waste from the anus.

"And for the first time, Charlotte pookipskied in her pants."

pookipskied by Sophia Angela Rappa June 2, 2008

Polipino 

A Polish Filipino, half filipino and half polish.

Adrian: Are you native?
Matt: I dont think he is.
David:I ain't no fucking native bitch. I'm a Polipino.

Polipino by J.K Rolling February 19, 2009

Polipino 

Half Polish, half Filipino. The usual Polipino is very presentable, but don't let that fool you. They can be the hardest mutha fuckas if you piss them off. They get really offended if you call them by a different race.

Damn, check this polipino out. This guy is legit. Wish I was Polipino

Polipino by WestHighEagles February 24, 2009

polkinghorne 

The act curbstomping a clown with your Doc Martins.

"yo bro you got Paint on your doc martins"
"yeah I just Polkinghorned the shit out of a clown"

polkinghorne by BigKARLJosephs December 16, 2016