Poiter

An Australian slang for the common name Peter. Usually in a form of endearment.

Awww I just had the best date with my Poiter. He is the nicest guy.

Friend 1: Oh you are dating Peter?
Friend 2: No, I'm dating Poiter!

by imadentist2 January 04, 2011

poiter

When you wipe your ass and there is a considerably large collection of poo on the toilet paper

Dude, you shoulda seen my poiter. It was freakin huge!

by The guy that did a poiter July 04, 2008