Pocket to pocket 

A pocket to pocket come from the description of a woman's pubic hair, which when left unshaven for a long period of time, will stretch from one pocket in her pants to the other; in other words, a GIANT f'ing bush.

Will: "Hey Matt, you hear about your mom's pocket to pocket?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Will: "Your mom has the biggest bush ever, it stretches from pocket to pocket"
Matt: "Fuck you"

Pocket to pocket by Dklaker23 May 26, 2013

[Hand to Pocket disease] 

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

[Hand to Pocket disease] by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

tell it to my pants pockets 

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

tell it to my pants pockets by Nicholas D January 22, 2009

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast by okstella July 30, 2021