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Pocket G 

When you carry a Guinness around with you or you need to drink a quick Guinness before leaving the bar.
1.The bar was about to close so I yelled at the bartender to "throw me a pocket G." 2. I was going to the tailgate party at the stadium and they were only serving cheap beer so I brought with me a couple of "pocket G's"
Pocket G by Swan269 November 2, 2010
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Pocket g's 

The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's.
*** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in
Hero: calls 9402
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero collected 19304 from pot
Hero: gg

Hero held Pocket g's with 49o
Pocket g's by Cds January 1, 2008

pocket gun 

1. A firearm you decide to leave in your pocket.

2. A firearm you ALWAYS leave in your pocket.
Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.
pocket gun by picklestein October 21, 2016

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket
Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

pocket gay

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

pocket gay by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Pocket Ghetto 

(n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.

Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."

(2) "We are? How do you know?"

(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
Pocket Ghetto by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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