A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.
by chillbillwill June 17, 2016
Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!
by Neb sicnarf January 13, 2008
It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.
Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?
by Judge dredd7 April 8, 2011
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?
Man 2: No, what is it?
Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units
Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!
Man 2: No, what is it?
Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units
Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!
by no no you you June 14, 2020
Plutonium go boom
by smilymoney September 8, 2021
Plutonium is like the ultimate superhero of the periodic table - it's got a glowing personality, it's always hot and it can literally blast off to start a party that you have never seen before ever! But be warned, it's not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, it's more like the Hulk on steroids. One wrong move and you'll be hopping around like a kangaroo on fire. So, if you want to impress your friends with this explosive element, handle it with caution and always remember to keep a safe distance. Or you might end up with a party that's literally out of this world! Just remember, Plutonium is the only element that can turn your enemies into dust, and your hair into a bright shade of green, but it won't hesitate to do the same to you if you don't respect its power.
Dude X: "Plutonium is the key to becoming a superhero, bro! We'll be like the Avengers"
Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"
Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"
Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."
Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"
Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"
Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."
by adityaprasad502 April 20, 2023