Ploedy 

(PL-OH-DEE)

when you're watching Nickelodeon while busting a nut and you accidentally spill hot sauce on your nuts

"Dude I was just trying to have a nice night to myself...y'know, jacking off to Nickelodeon, until it resulted in a ploedy because I was eating popeyes"

Ploedy by Moolester Sylvester March 14, 2018

Plody 

A pile of bodies.

Damn, Jim. Thanks to that light machine gun you've got, there's a nice plody in front of the door.

Plody by DNI1311 June 9, 2009

ploidy 

Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.

Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!

ploidy by Ploidy October 5, 2017

plomedy 

A new theatrical event that blends the wit of stand up comedy and the intensity of a one-man show. It is presented in an innovative play format by professional comedians.

I was feeling really low, until I saw the plomedy.

"Shut Up, Sit Down and Eat", a new theatrical sensation, is America's first original plomedy.

That plomedy was so funny I almost peed in my pants.

plomedy by Zimiliuch November 16, 2011

ploddy

What Simon Cowell said '4 sure' sounded like on the x factor

you ploddy bastards u sound like a bag of cats being thrown against a wall

ploddy by denialtwist October 22, 2006

Ploddy-Pop 

Basically the British word for faggot.

Ex:
1. - Dan is such a Ploddy-Pop.

2. - Thomas called John a Ploddy-Pop, and everyone just stared at him.

Faggot Fag Life

Ploddy-Pop by I_Don't_Want_To_Be_Alive August 8, 2017

PloddyBob 

Someone who wears a floeresant jacket, and walks the streets of the forest looking for people to obliterate. He does this by sticking a cobra down their mouth then hitting them with a hammer.

Oh no! Its ploddybob,run!!!...

PloddyBob by Weasell96 June 20, 2011