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Plo Koon 

Plo Koon descended from a long line of Kel Dor Jedi Knights. His highly developed extrasensory organs increased his Jedi mind powers. Plo Koon and Qui-Gon Jinn were friends long before becoming Jedi Masters. Plo Koon was appointed to the Jedi Council, but Qui-Gon proved too headstrong to serve with his friend. Master Koon looked forward to the day his friend Qui-Gon would earn a short-term appointment to the Jedi Council. Master Koon’s own appointment to the Jedi Council was due in large part to his actions during the Stark Hyperspace Conflict. A great Jedi Master's death in the Fifth Battle of Qotile threatened to rout the Republic's forces, but Koon rallied the Republic forces and led them to victory.

Master Koon was among the six Jedi Council members assigned to a mission to Malastare to negotiate peace between the planet of Lannik and Red Iaro terrorists. Months before the Battle of Naboo, Master Koon sat on the Reconciliation Council when Qui-Gon reported the destruction of the Trade Federation freighter Revenue. During the Battle of Geonosis, Master Koon was among the Jedi forces that attacked the Droid Control Ship and was one of the few Council members to survive the battle.

Plo Koon: Male Kel Dor Jedi Guardian 11/Jedi Master 2; Init +2 (Dex); Defense 22 (+10 class, +2 Dex); Spd 10 m; VP/WP 100/14; Atk +15/+10/+5* melee (5d8+1/19–20, lightsaber) or +15/+10/+5 ranged; SQ Low-light vision, methane breather, Force secret (Force Defense +1), deflect (defense +2), deflect (attack –3), deflect (extend defense and attack); SV Fort +11, Ref +10, Will +8; SZ M; FP 8; DSP 0; Rep +4; Str 13, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 15, Wis 13, Cha 14. Challenge Code E.

Equipment: Lightsaber*, Jedi robes, methane breath mask.
*Plo Koon has constructed his own lightsaber.

Skills: Astrogate +3, Computer Use +8, Diplomacy +8, Gather Information +4, Knowledge (Jedi lore) +8, Pilot +8, Read/Write Kel Dor, Speak Basic, Speak Huttese, Speak Kel Dor, Speak Shyriiwook.

Force Skills: Affect Mind +10, Battlemind +12, Empathy +3, Enhance Ability +9, Enhance Senses +9, Farseeing +9, Force Defense +12, Force Strike +12, See Force +11.

Feats: Cleave, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (lightsaber), Force-Sensitive, Great Cleave, Power Attack, Starship Operation (space transport), Sunder, Weapon Group Proficiencies (blaster pistols, simple weapons).

Force Feats: Alter, Aware, Control, Knight Defense, Lightsaber Defense, Sense.
Plo Koon is the tightest Jedi ever.
Plo Koon by Star Wars Nerd June 24, 2004
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Plo Koon 

When an offender breaks wind in a group consisting of two or more people, during a serious conversation and carries on without recognizing that any infraction has occurred. A Grand Plo Koon is when none of the members of the group shows any reaction whatsoever.
During the annual board meeting, the CEO Plo Kooned relentlessly. The only thing keeping the situation from turning into a Grand Plo Koon, was the CFO's inability to keep a smirk from his face.
Plo Koon by Queen of the Wind January 8, 2012

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning
Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
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Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026