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Plo Koon 

Plo Koon descended from a long line of Kel Dor Jedi Knights. His highly developed extrasensory organs increased his Jedi mind powers. Plo Koon and Qui-Gon Jinn were friends long before becoming Jedi Masters. Plo Koon was appointed to the Jedi Council, but Qui-Gon proved too headstrong to serve with his friend. Master Koon looked forward to the day his friend Qui-Gon would earn a short-term appointment to the Jedi Council. Master Koon’s own appointment to the Jedi Council was due in large part to his actions during the Stark Hyperspace Conflict. A great Jedi Master's death in the Fifth Battle of Qotile threatened to rout the Republic's forces, but Koon rallied the Republic forces and led them to victory.

Master Koon was among the six Jedi Council members assigned to a mission to Malastare to negotiate peace between the planet of Lannik and Red Iaro terrorists. Months before the Battle of Naboo, Master Koon sat on the Reconciliation Council when Qui-Gon reported the destruction of the Trade Federation freighter Revenue. During the Battle of Geonosis, Master Koon was among the Jedi forces that attacked the Droid Control Ship and was one of the few Council members to survive the battle.

Plo Koon: Male Kel Dor Jedi Guardian 11/Jedi Master 2; Init +2 (Dex); Defense 22 (+10 class, +2 Dex); Spd 10 m; VP/WP 100/14; Atk +15/+10/+5* melee (5d8+1/19–20, lightsaber) or +15/+10/+5 ranged; SQ Low-light vision, methane breather, Force secret (Force Defense +1), deflect (defense +2), deflect (attack –3), deflect (extend defense and attack); SV Fort +11, Ref +10, Will +8; SZ M; FP 8; DSP 0; Rep +4; Str 13, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 15, Wis 13, Cha 14. Challenge Code E.

Equipment: Lightsaber*, Jedi robes, methane breath mask.
*Plo Koon has constructed his own lightsaber.

Skills: Astrogate +3, Computer Use +8, Diplomacy +8, Gather Information +4, Knowledge (Jedi lore) +8, Pilot +8, Read/Write Kel Dor, Speak Basic, Speak Huttese, Speak Kel Dor, Speak Shyriiwook.

Force Skills: Affect Mind +10, Battlemind +12, Empathy +3, Enhance Ability +9, Enhance Senses +9, Farseeing +9, Force Defense +12, Force Strike +12, See Force +11.

Feats: Cleave, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (lightsaber), Force-Sensitive, Great Cleave, Power Attack, Starship Operation (space transport), Sunder, Weapon Group Proficiencies (blaster pistols, simple weapons).

Force Feats: Alter, Aware, Control, Knight Defense, Lightsaber Defense, Sense.
Plo Koon is the tightest Jedi ever.
Plo Koon by Star Wars Nerd June 24, 2004
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Plo Koon 

When an offender breaks wind in a group consisting of two or more people, during a serious conversation and carries on without recognizing that any infraction has occurred. A Grand Plo Koon is when none of the members of the group shows any reaction whatsoever.
During the annual board meeting, the CEO Plo Kooned relentlessly. The only thing keeping the situation from turning into a Grand Plo Koon, was the CFO's inability to keep a smirk from his face.
Plo Koon by Queen of the Wind January 8, 2012

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning
Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026