Plenus 

Plenus /ˈplɛnʊs/
Goofier, childish way of saying penis. More suitable to and used by people of younger ages who are going through a time of need to use such words without being inappropriate.

1 : You have a crush on Chad, right?
2 : Who told you?
1 : Don't. He plays with his plenus.
2 : Eww... Why would you say that?

Plenus by euphoric_high May 29, 2018

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

penus vacuum by Telephony July 28, 2012

penusis grande 

The latin name for a very large "willie"

Does that animal have a penusis grande?

penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

plexus 

The moment someone realizes that they got owned.

John felt he was up for the cinnamon challenge, but experienced plexus when he found that someone had replaced the cinnamon with cayenne pepper powder.

plexus by abradacabra February 12, 2010

plinus 

plus or minus

the equation had a plinus in it

plinus by 8B Ginger February 24, 2010