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Pissafiss 

An ex-boyfriend/girlfriend that is pissed off because you dumped them before having sex with them and then decided to have sex with someone else.

In other words you didn't have sex with them because of their small dick/hairy pussy.
Dylan is such a pissafiss, it's not my fault he had a small dick!
Pissafiss by Catelynn June 2, 2005
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pissatisfied 

Adjective. Describes the emotional state of a person who willingly decides to continue doing business with a person or company despite previous experience with that person or company rather than because of it.
The cell phone company finally admitted to their error and credited my account after I spent four hours on the telephone yelling at various customer service managers. But I like my phone too much to switch to another carrier that won't offer the same one, so I'll keep renewing my contract with them. I'm just another pissatisfied customer.

Pissykissy 

When a woman pisses in a man's mouth while he is kissing on her pussy.
I was kissing on Diana's pussy while she pissed in my mouth, giving me a pissykissy
The act of urinating in your partners mouth and then kissing. In the Gay BDSM community Gay Pigs and or Pissboys who engage and enjoy sexually the act of Watersports, to urinate in each other mouths, to drink piss and then to kiss. A Pisskiss.

I term of endearment is gay Social Networking.
You are the greatest Pissmate I love it when we Pisskiss.
Pisskiss by Yellowboy16 September 13, 2010

Pissmissle 

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.
P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!
Pissmissle by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

Pissamist 

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.
My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.
Pissamist by Office Therapist September 19, 2019
the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(
friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!