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Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.
"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
Piss Brick by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009
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piss on a brick 

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
piss on a brick by Lolo581 December 6, 2017

piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.
Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.
piss on bricks by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Pissbrick 

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.
1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!
Pissbrick by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010