A synonym of rubbish or codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as pishwaddle.
Person 1: This year's Big Brother is going to be awesome!
Person 2: Pishwaddle! It's Big Brother, the exact opposite of awesome.
by strawberryutopia June 19, 2009
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