One characterized by lack of friendship, short height, anime voice, hilarious humor, and intense homophobia.
Man 1: Man, I met this weird girl today. She was short, and called me a f****t.
Man 2: Did she have a weird anime voice, and no friends?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Definitely a PinkVans then
Pinelands is exactly what it sounds like, a land full of pineys. For fun they shoot things, drink beer, watch nascar, drink more, then shoot some more shit. They wear flanels, jeans and cowboy hats and most have a southern accents. There extremely behind on technologly and are puzzled on how to use an ipod. There completely consumed by the power of contry music. They have farms everywhere and use there own brand of redneck slang Just your normal group of rednecks.
Ryan: Whatcha doing this weekend Kristen?
Kristen: Ehh probably drinkin some beer, shooting some trees, and maybe robbing a farm for chicken eggs! Yeeehaa!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).