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When excessive pimples form on the face of adolescents. The condition is known as Pimpleistis. It is commonly found on the cheeks and neck of its victims. On males, some may refer to it as a pimple-beard. It is also a synonym for Cystic Acne.

Girl 1: Omg did you see that guy Aaron?
Girl 2: You mean the one with the Pimpleitis?
Girl 1: That’s the one!

Pimpleitis by RedHotQueen November 22, 2017

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peopleitis

The strong feeling of wondering why people do the things they do.

Lalalalala dee scoopydoopy dee, I have peopleitis today!

peopleitis by jenniferpiece May 22, 2016

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pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.

Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.

pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004

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pimplejism

Noun: The white substance that erupts from a squeezed pimple.

Glen was amazed at all the pimplejism that came out when he squeezed the zit.

pimplejism by Asmodeus August 27, 2004

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pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004

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Pimpitis

That uncontrollable urge you get to slap a hoe whenever she walks by.

Alex: Yo Jimmy hold my hands man I got a serious case of pimpitis for Jenny over there.

Jimmy: Man no kidding I want to slap her all up and down campus.

Pimpitis by DoctorBob May 9, 2011

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Pimpletitskin

A Meth whore that has pimples not only on her face and ass but on her tits too, therefore she's given the name Pimpletitskin.

"Hey Alex, did you see Pimpletitskin van over at Mikes house last night?"
"Yep I sure did, wonder which butt brother is hittin that?"
"She must have some gud shyt cuz who would fuck Pimpletitskin?"
"I know right, she probably has pimple pussy too".

Pimpletitskin by NoPo503 May 27, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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