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Pillsbury Dough Girl 

when you find a woman over six hundred pound and bang her big ass belly button. Then you scoop the jizz out with a spoon and put the fresh, warm glaze on a cinnamon bun. Then you make the huge bitch eat it.
I went to the Golden Corral and met this lady at the fried pizza section, and i took her big ass back to my place for the night. I Pillsbury Dough Girled her for breakfast the next morning.

Pillsbury Dough Girl  

A girl who is so so different that she is fat and skinny at the same time. She is very fun to poke and she makes noises when you do. She also gets paid for "services" by Honathans.
Pillsbury Dough Girl : Stop poking me!!

Random Person: I cant your the Pillsbury Dough Girl!=
Pillsbury Dough Girl by Honathan January 27, 2009

Pillsbury Dough Girl 

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026