An individual who messed up so badly on something they could only be one thing... a piece of wood.
Steve you just broke my TV. You're such a piece of wood.
by GETMEOUTOFTHISTOWN March 07, 2015
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Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.
Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood
by Deedledeeledee October 06, 2019
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