Phynurnicate

fin-urr-ni-keyt - verb ( -cat~ed, -cat~ing, -cat~ion):

1. To solve a problem, or realise how a problem can be solved, but then refrain from fixing said problem only to suggest the solution when in company in order to gain social standing.

2. To purposely break something so that you can provide the fix in public in order to gain ... Read moreattention or praise.

EXAMPLE

Prospero: "Here, the sound at your gig was really echo-y until you asked the sound man to fix it."
Ariel: "Och, don't encourage him, he was just PHYNURNICATING; the sound was perfect in soundcheck. He made it bad just so I'd ask him to change it. Classic PHYNURNICATION if you ask me."


Sabrina: "Geoff at work helped me use this machine.He noticed a switch wasn't connected properly & that's why it wasn't working. Thing is, I was sure I saw Geoff trying to use it earlier...."

Harvey: "Yeah, I use to work with Geoff, the guy's a total glory hunter and was probably trying to show off. Not the first time he's PHYNURNICATED."

Phynurnicate by goldfishhh February 26, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016