phatkow 

A name of a living being who might slightly appear to be a human, but truly identifies as a cow who spells everything wrong.

Pronunciation: fat cow

“That is the strangest acting human I’ve ever seen.”
“Yeah......that’s because it’s a Phatkow.”

phatkow by Original Phatkow May 2, 2018

phatkok 

'phatkok' means that you have a very ugly large dick

Damn girl you got a 'phatkok'

phatkok by BritVR October 20, 2023

piatkowski

king of the 3point line and all around great basketball player who currently plays with the chicago bulls.

"Piatkowski just hit a 3 in my eye and then murdered my family."

piatkowski by UkNoAW May 2, 2006

Brooke Platkowski 

Person who constantly makes up definitions on urban dictionary to try and sway the opinions of smarter people.

She pulled a Brooke Platkowski on her boyfriend.

Brooke Platkowski by 4nti July 1, 2018

Rat piatkowski 

Hottest rat alive, some say this rat could supposedly give you an erection

Floyd: holy shit rat piatkowski you are looking extra sexy today

Rat piatkowski by RatPiatkowskiWife September 3, 2021