Phantom Faeces 

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

Phantom Faeces by flangeface March 27, 2011

Not-so-phantom faeces 

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

Not-so-phantom faeces by flangeface March 27, 2011

phantom feces 

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

phantom feces by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017