Petix 

A group of extremely cool people with Sicilian Roots. Most reside in Michigan or Southern California.

"Wow, I met a Petix the other day!"
"Lucky"

Petix by APetix March 19, 2009

Petix 

noun.
1. A teacher with a crazy persona whom she shows to her students.
2. A grossly overqualified personel. ex: a dr. teaching high school english.

verb.
1. to forget what one had said fairly recently in conversation or instruction. ex: "Ha ha, wait why are we laughing? I just petixed."

Petix by Anonymous August 26, 2003

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Petite 

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.

*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.

Petite by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

petite bourgeoisie 

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

petite bourgeoisie by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.

"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

harvey petito by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018

Mon petite fleur 

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.

I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...

Mon petite fleur by Ted Losi September 27, 2014