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Usually descibes A short bald man who cannot stop talking. This man stinks of cheap wine, seefood, and feet. He only answers your questions with answers that have nothing to do with your question.

He survives on loli porn.
Dude my teacher is such a petijean...

Dude my teacher IS petijean...
by Jesse Jester November 19, 2008
Happy St. Patties Day!