Persian Pass 

When you're in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you've probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you're trying to get through. A Persian Pass is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more sexually than usual.

E.g. 1 Manfredo was arrested on three counts of sexual assault after women claimed he sexually harassed them on a night out. Manfredo's lawyers argued it wasn't sexual assault but a Persian Pass and the judge - a dead set bro - let him off.

E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."

Persian Pass by capital una August 25, 2015

Persian passing 

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

Persian passing by persianbaby June 14, 2018