Permaclog

1) When you take a rediculous dump and the toilet acts like its broken for three weeks.

2) The act of taking a dump the size of a wooly mammoth that makes a toilet barely cling to life for about three weeks.

My daughter shit a "pepsi can" and the toilet was clogged for three weeks.

"Dude the toilet has been clogged for weeks, what the he'll happened???"

"Oh I permaclogged that bitch a month ago"

by Michael and Corey December 26, 2011

PERMABLOCKED

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.

loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.

by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

permacool

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.

Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.

by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .

It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.

by adambluekc June 5, 2015

permaloan

To borrow something with no intention of returning it.

Don't permaloan my Ipod,I'll need it back on Sunday.

by rcfitz June 23, 2008

permaculous

Adjective. Can be used to complement or take the place of any positively-connoted adjective. Not to be confused with perimacular, which relates to the eyeball.

1. The sun is shining, the mosquitoes aren't biting, the waves are rolling -- what a permaculous day!
2. Dude, did you see that? The left-fielder just made a permaculous catch against the wall!

by gidklio August 3, 2009

permalag

Repeated doses of jet lag, the result of back-to-back flights across multiple time zones. By the time you've grown accustomed to one time zone, you're already in the next. Typically the result of an around the world flight with multiple stop overs.

Sometimes abbreviated to lagged.

A mild form of permaphuck.

I've got a serious dose of permalag.

by Tokyoite September 11, 2009