A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job
by Ben Grove May 26, 2024
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A argentinian footballer who got carried by world class midfielders like xavi. Robbed 3 balloon dors from women and shat on antonella
I was eating dinner when a ghost came. I realized it was pineapple pepsi. I said Real madrid and it ran away. Thank you for being scared of big clubs, Pepso
by Pineapple Pepsi November 9, 2022
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Damn that's some crazy shit. Did he survive?
No, he pepsied.
by 0xngmi November 6, 2021
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ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY
by H3IIY3ah July 30, 2022
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The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.
"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"
by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020
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The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.
"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"
by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020
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