Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot

mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO

by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

peniscrushed

to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak

"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"

by michael razen November 14, 2006