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peakalatus 

first of all theyre name is literally kenz what kind of name even is that.. imagine your parentd hating you so much that they name you kenz. cant relate you white fucking shit anyways, the worst, backstabbing, crybaby, genshit player, chronically online, nerd, lying, hypocrite, ugliest, whitest, crackerest, dumbest, stinkiest xiao stan to exist. theyre entire living makes me want to rip my hair out. honestly if they didnt exist the world would be in a much better place. they probably smell like piss and deodorant mixed too because they dont take showers since theyre too busy on genshin moaning over xiao. "ngh~ xiao-" "lord.." shut up bro nobody needs to hear that you facially challenged bitch redirect this energy into finding a job.. anyways they probably lack a father figure, mother figure, friends and a life. uwu xd rawr ;33 >_<< ^_^ TwT ;w;
"what is that smell??!"
"dont worry its just kenz/peakalatus"
peakalatus by xiaosrealwife December 10, 2022

edgecombe peakaboo 

when you catch a female friend peeing or shiting behide a dumper
dude your little sister just supplied my consin a edgecombe peakaboo ... nasty
edgecombe peakaboo by earl3000. December 5, 2009

Peikaboo 

The Peikaboo is a small furry creature that's a cross between a husky, a goat and has large claws like a sloth.

A Peikaboo got a strong determination for simple tasks and objectives, but runs away and hides when things get too complicated. At which point, the Peikaboo will seek the help from other animals to overcome these obstacles.

The diet of a Peikaboo consists mainly of chips and diet coke, but have been seen eating potatoes. These creatures are mostly found in swampland areas, most commonly where Crayfish can be found. It is said, being near a Peikaboo brings bad luck, and unfortunate event will occur. This has yet to proven.

It's not recommended attacking a Peikaboo as they enjoy pain and hits with sticks – often bigger and heavier than themselves.

If you find yourself in fight with a Peikaboo, it's advised that you keep it at a distance with small fast shoves, whilst yelling "Magic", as the Peikaboo swings very slowly and dislikes magic. But be careful. If a Peikaboo is pushed into a corner, they will panic and attack very sporadic and aggressively.

Once captured, make sure to drive it far away from housing, as they are determent to win fights and will keep coming back.
"My cat was beaten up by the Peikaboo last night"

"I turning on Harry Potter scares away Peikaboo's"
Peikaboo by Aegis Stormlock August 15, 2020
Someone who drops f bombs like its World War II
Peikay: *********
Person: u can't even get through one sentence without cursing can't u
peikay by aesthetichurricane January 28, 2018
The term "peakage" is that used then a person bends the peak of their New Era upwards bending the peak. Many scene kids do this and is frowned upon by most "locals" (skaters of bassetts close) and the dirty arse chav bags.
Tom: Oi Jack, Lowe the peakage man.
Jack: Lowe you blood. It's all about the peakage these days homie
Peakage by Josh "Boy Wonder" Willis February 18, 2009

Peakatron 

When something’s peak but it’s also a tron.

A better way of saying peak

Peak-a-tron
Frankie: you’re hair looks shit
Katie: that’s fucking peakatron!!
Peakatron by Frankiemk July 8, 2018