Pee snake 

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.

Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"

Pee snake by Jeff honk September 14, 2010

pee pee snake 

It's your dick Dood.

Dude: imma whip out my pee pee snake.

pee pee snake by Hey_man1256 May 14, 2018

snake eye pee 

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

snake eye pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

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for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down by bumbumdy September 23, 2021