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peach tree 

fuck a girl in the ass and hit her in the head with peaches.
an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.
peach tree by njit April 18, 2004

Peach Tree Dish

A word used by Georgian senators to describe what Bill Gates' artificial hamburger meat is made in.
Man, that burger was so bad, it tasted like it was grown in a Peach Tree Dish.

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police
The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.
MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

pear in a peach tree 

pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
pear in a peach tree by Nallok March 3, 2019

Magic Peach tree

A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
Magic Peach tree by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004