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An offshoot of Whiskey W, patio Monday’s are open to everyone except themselves strangely, doesn’t allow pets or children in cause why the fuck would they. Often has misspells signs around. Even tho is named patio Monday’s, is never outside.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you go to patio Monday’s?

Bro 2: Nah, that shit hella lonely.
by *chiquita.lolita. July 13, 2018
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