Partyka

A mythical alcohol fairy that comes to the aid of drunk people looking to hook up at parties. Anecdotal evidence has suggested that the Partyka is so good at what it does that if there are no possible human hook ups in your proximity, it will find you something to sleep with. Partyka has been known to elicit such responses as “oh man, that drunk guy is literally having sex with that lamp shade” and "my god, Magdalena really sees the inner beauty in people because that guy she is hooking up with must be 600 pounds."

Examples are commonly seen at parties where a party goer intends to hook up with the attractive individual they have been eyeing all night but instead settles in an inebriated state, for the sea monster in the blue dress who stumbled into the picture at a suspiciously convenient moment rendering the party goer helpless to her less than satisfactory charm. This friends, is undoubtedly a product of the Partyka's meddling.

by Perpendiculo May 1, 2010

PartyPaddle

The PartyPaddle is a patented wooden shot glass serving paddle, bundled with six mini-mug shot glasses. Commonly used to serve your friends or customers shots of alcohol.

You: Last night we brought out the PartyPaddle, lined it with ice cold shots, and got trashed.

Me: Yeah I know, it was awesome! Especially when your girlfriend flashed everyone from on top of the bar.

You: Hmmm??

by Xx-JC-xX January 25, 2009

Partyjack

The act of entering a house party, recognizing that the party thrower's selected playlist is lame, locating the source of music, and hijacking the playlist to reflect your own superior musical taste.

Luke: "Dude, I can't believe they are playing bieber right now."

Matt: "Yeah man, I'm bout to go partyjack this and play some Genuwine!"

by CaliCrusher228 March 16, 2013

partyvan

A nickname for the Federal Bereau of Investigation. This was a term coined through several popular image boards, particularly 4Chan, following a comic strip that depicted an anonymous user opening his door after being told that there was a party van outside. Immediately afterwards he is attacked by several agents. The term is often used as a warning against illegal activities on the internet.

"Don't answer the phone!"
"Why?"
"It could be the partyvan checking to see if you're home!"

by ThatYellowBTard September 27, 2006

partyparty

used in reference to the consumption of alcohol, legal or not. Most often used when you don't want everybody and their mom around you to know your plans for the night.

you're in school:

partyparty tonight?
sure!

by jiggajigga June 25, 2008

partyvator

An elevator in which parties are conducted.

hey dude, wanna head over to the partyvator? i heard it is totally bumpin dawg!

by Cory!? February 25, 2009

Partydar

The ability to always be able to locate , recognize and or be the life of a party.

Person:How did Marissa even find our party
Person: she must've used her incredible partydar senses

by Jojo \(•~•)/ June 30, 2017