Parisnoia

Having constant unreasonable paranoia while also being extremely French or if one is simply named Paris.

Ex1
Person: They are not talking about you it’s just your parisnoia.

Ex2
Parisnoid person: My boss is going to fire me, my boyfriend hates me, and what IF I drop my croissant?!
Person: why do you think this?
Parisnoid person:..... guess I’m just parisnoid

by *:･✧Bonjour, y'all✧･:* February 28, 2019