Having constant unreasonable paranoia while also being extremely French or if one is simply named Paris.
Ex1
Person: They are not talking about you it’s just your parisnoia.
Ex2
Parisnoid person: My boss is going to fire me, my boyfriend hates me, and what IF I drop my croissant?!
Person: why do you think this?
Parisnoid person:..... guess I’m just parisnoid
Person: They are not talking about you it’s just your parisnoia.
Ex2
Parisnoid person: My boss is going to fire me, my boyfriend hates me, and what IF I drop my croissant?!
Person: why do you think this?
Parisnoid person:..... guess I’m just parisnoid
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I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
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by the parisian king November 26, 2006
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They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
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Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.
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guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
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