Para is a person full of attitude and she’s very annoying. People hate her and she’s self obsessed.
Ew I hate all Para Thanavalas
by yourmomhatesyou November 21, 2021
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When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening

Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
by Armandoestebanquito April 16, 2024
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the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible
by lizzie420 January 22, 2020
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Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.

Someone who only talks to you when they need something.

Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.

Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.

Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.

Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.

Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.

Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.

Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Julia Sariah Paras fake friend alert
by bobbyekbularak June 7, 2021
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