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When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.
- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009
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