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Paper Panzer 

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.
Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
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A person who goes out of their way in order to make someone else miserable. Often involves taking a possession from someone.
"Give my fucking cards back Pazer"
"Noh!"
Pazer by The_Uploader_101 April 4, 2009
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Someone who enjoys revelling in another's pain. Often times the Pazer makes fun of the other's name, just because they have nothing better to do.
"hahaha, K-Pag!"
"OMG, you're such a Pazer. Leave him alone and get a life and do something productive with your time"
Pazer by tehol April 14, 2009

pazer lenis 

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.
Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?
pazer lenis by pazerlenis December 21, 2016
How southerners say the word penis in a censored fashion.

Pronounced: Pay-Nurr
Doug, come take a gander at this mole I got on my paner
paner by John Cockhan May 20, 2018