Paper Panzer

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.

Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.

by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011

Pazer

A person who goes out of their way in order to make someone else miserable. Often involves taking a possession from someone.

"Give my fucking cards back Pazer"
"Noh!"

by The_Uploader_101 April 4, 2009

Pazer

Someone who enjoys revelling in another's pain. Often times the Pazer makes fun of the other's name, just because they have nothing better to do.

"hahaha, K-Pag!"
"OMG, you're such a Pazer. Leave him alone and get a life and do something productive with your time"

by tehol April 14, 2009

pazer lenis

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.

Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?

by pazerlenis December 21, 2016

paner

How southerners say the word penis in a censored fashion.

Pronounced: Pay-Nurr

“Doug, come take a gander at this mole I got on my paner

by John Cockhan May 20, 2018