Palstic

Vietnamese plastic bag that can be worn like clothes like a bawse

Dude: Hey dude where'd you get that palstic top?
Derp: Got that shit from the fucking Yu-Lyk-Thro-Ling supermarket with my roasted dog yo

by ITSBACONNNNN October 10, 2012

palstic

The word screamed when a barrel of monkeys explodes from lack of air and to much fooling around.

Birch yelled "palstic!!!" as he ran away from a hyperventilating bunch of monkeys who where recently released from their barrel

by Imgoingtohellbutatleast theyll havegoodwings September 3, 2007

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

Pasticide

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022

Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Plastic Love

Fake love.

At the end, their love was just plastic love. fake unreal

by spookyghost_brenda November 3, 2016

Plastic Taste

Saying something rude or implite then right after regretting what u said.

you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste

by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016

Plastic Wrap Special

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018