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Put 't sock on 

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.
Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"