PSTBS 

Acronym for Post-Shit Traumatic Butt Stress

The uncomfortable feeling you get after taking a burning, constipated, or diarrhea-y dump. This is only exasperated by sitting down.

"Dude, you look uncomfortable, you alright?"
"Yeah man, just got some PSTBS going on, I'll be fine in a minute."

PSTBS by Lunchbox Hero 27 November 6, 2011

PTBSD

Post-Traumatic Butt Sex Disorder: a mental health disorder that can occur after something is inserted unknowingly into the anus that causes intense fear of things (penis, finger, vibrator, toilet paper) coming near the anus.

I have mad PTBSD after my boyfriend rammed it in my ass on accident and I cried in front of him.

PTBSD by Dancy Reagan June 9, 2016

PSTS 

Stands for 'Petite Sized Testicle Syndrome'

You coming out tonight Rich?

no mate.

oh my, you have a severe case of PSTS

PSTS by Sandwich & Pingu February 24, 2011

PTBS 

(Post Traumatic Blunt Syndrome) The post-blunt body feeling in which one person has the urge to re-up the high by the aide of a cigarette, or other stimulant.

(After the roach goes out)

Hank: Why do I always want a cigarette after I smoke?
Nick: Post Traumatic Blunt Syndrome. The urge to re-up the high.
John: PTBS.

PTBS by MisunderstoodDreamer October 5, 2011

PTBS 

Post Taco Bell Syndrome; the energy crash and gas pains and cramps that hit you 1-2 hours after indulging in too much Taco Bell goodness

We went to Taco Bell for a midnight snack and then passed out on the couch in a PTBS stupor.

PTBS by martinadesign June 9, 2009

PSTB 

When your cock decides to make love to your ballsack, so they stick the fuck together for some odd fucking reason. Worst of them all, you have to do squats just to unstick it.

Damon: Dude, I got PSTB.
Joey: Just do squats, it'll unstick.

PSTB by AnonymousBronyDude October 11, 2013

Pstash 

Personal stash, can be of anything, usually referring to drugs.

K-Fly-"I'm all out of weed, I'm feinding!"
Broseph-"What happened to your last gram?"
K-Fly-"Sold that shit cuh"
Broseph-"Nigga you never sell your pstash!"

Pstash by K-Flyy420 December 5, 2010