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Poopy Software Development Methodology

A software development methodology designed for contractors to maximize inefficiency to increase client costs and maximize profit.

The key tenets of PSDM are:
* Coding is done using wizards. Developers use only a sledgehammer and a mouse.
* Testing is performed by monkeys banging on keyboards.
* The build process involves manually translating java source to byte code using Pico.
* Merging is a fun game called 'pin the branch on the trunk'. The team lead is blindfolded and spun around three times, then pushed towards his computer.
* Problems are your fault

"What percent done are you?"

"Did you check in those changes yet?"

by stereosteve September 24, 2008
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