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The annual social gathering known as prom, for high school students all over the country come with some problems. Where is pre-prom? Where is after-prom? Who's buying the beer? Who's sitting at my table (etc). These problems and more have come to be known as 'promlems', because they are problems concerning prom.
i can only have 20 people at after-prom. what a PROMLEM!

those four people are being after-promlems
promlem by Jabooooty!!! May 12, 2008
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A problem revolving around your prom.
First Person "I can't decide which shoes I'm going to wear to the prom!"
Second Person "Sounds like you've got a promlem."
Promlem by Batmansyoungersibling October 24, 2014
It's like a problem but new and fancy.
Michelle got into a promlem last week but she ended up solving in a fashionable way.
promlem by Chip.cookie April 27, 2022

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater
Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

champagne problem 

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.
Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.
champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

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